tales from the greenhouse

After noticing bird poo in my plants, I thought to myself " oh dear, i must have left the greenhouse door open " note to oneself, keep it closed, So imagine my surprise when I see 3 black bird fledglings trapped in the greenhouse, They had got in via the hedgehog hatch and could not find their way out, So now I have a new job, greenhouse door man, I've put a sliding door over the hedgehog hatch and only open it at dusk, then shut it again before I go to bed ensuring the hedgehog is not inside,
Once inside the birds go crazy because they can't work out why, they see the sky but when taking to the wings, they hit a barrier ( glass), So this is very stressful for them as they don't understand, I'm trying to help them out,
Todays job, work out a device to stop the birds getting in but allowing the hedgehog access,

any ideas ?

May e black mesh netting over the glass?

this might do for now,

working off Macs idea I made a hog flap out of a bit of foam cut off a kneeler i have, I'm hoping the bird brained fledglings will not have the strength to push it open but the hedgehog will, Its undergoing field trials right now,

I love your humour

what the birds think,

Tom, there's a bloke driving round in a silver car pretending to be me. If he calls at your's don't give him anything!

damn , I gave him £500 for bacco and spirits from that cheap shop in Mora with ' under the counter' sales,

I think it's Mac.!

It was a silver Merc, Mac has a Montego I think

No. I'm sure he has a Maestro! Or is it an Allegro? I don't really know!

But you know Mac.. He could be anybody.

Eff bloody effing off!

Them Moonmen is Mac too!

Anyroadup, I did that what you asked me to. And, guess what?

Piccy-Wagon's been!

Hey, I might !

I can do that job, me!

yea, I'll recommend tonker for window blinds, good job, good price, turns up on time with his helper just one fault,

he never shuts up, yak yak yak , he can talk under water,,

what kind of quality are they? I need a full house set soon......

to my eye, they look good, they've been up a few months and still look good to me, he will come round with a catalogue and you pick what you like, he even showed me how to count how many slats I need,

I usually count my own, measure, buy and install. This time I can't be bothered....

Dracula simia, called also monkey orchid or the monkey-like Dracula, is an epiphytic orchid originally described in the genus Masdevallia, but later moved to the genus Dracula. The arrangement of column, petals and lip strongly resembles a monkey's face.

Bejaybus.

Ah., they might look like monkeys, but can they make window blinds?

I wonder what Prickles thought of the door, lets ask him,,,,,,,,,

ooops you'll have to show him how it works

Looks like its closed to him/her. how about a wee tunnel?