favourite sexual position

With me its any, I'm just glad to be involved ,

Mine's the WOW

Is that better than the Windmill ?

It's when I flip sledge's mom over.

The windmill, if anyone is interested, requires a shorter female than the male, they stand face to face with the female standing on a crate or box to equalize the height difference, When both are engaged, the male kicks out the crate/box the female is stood and spins the female in a clockwise direction,

Becoming popular among married couples is the doggy position,
this is where the woman rolls over and the man sits up and begs.

I asked my missus , she said, " a glass of water " , I asked, is that before, after or in between ?" , she said,


" instead of "

Last night the wife came running into the bedroom dressed as a naughty nurse shouting "SUPER SEX SUPER SEX SUPER SEX"

"I said "I'll have the soup".

Become a muslim, she daren't say no to anything!

Don't like beards or goats.

DEATH TO THOSE WHO DON'T BUM GOATS!

Not keen on goats so it's a refusal from me.

I do like them, mostly friendly and funny. Also tasty.

But there's this:


So it must be true

I have recently begun to watch the first series of Game of Thrones, which I know is years ago now, but jeeze there is a lot of shagging in it, and all of the 'back scuttling' type , every few scenes, all you hear is slap, slap, slap, as some woman gets her back doors bashed in

Sure you haven't been watching 'Game of Bones' by mistake?
Lot of dick Yoghurt in that