Incredible!

A Tibetan monk has been discovered in the mountains of Nepal. He is considered the oldest person in the world at 201 years old.
He is in a state of deep trance or meditation called "takatet".
When he was first discovered in a mountain cave they thought he was a mummy.
However scientists examining what they thought was a mummy discovered that he had vital signs and was alive!
Among his things, they found a piece of paper that said, "Ignore the misshapen headed knob cheeks on whingingworld”.

ha ha ha,,