What are the chances of this

I'm riding my bike, I'm at Carr Mill Dam and, A train comes across the Bridge, Its the first time ever I've seen a train on the bridge and, there's this bloke waving at me,
I later found out who it was,

I'm offering a greensheild stamp to the first to guess who was on that train,


No it was't Corky,  

was it a nice person or a nasty 'un?

jarvis in a macintosh and no trousers?

Vixen he's a nice guy and some might say a pain in the bum,

not a clue unless you mean basil

Certainly not me.

Dougie

big clue, he has, borderline personality problems

Kevin

spazzie?

an aside.

Mary had a little skirt, it split right up the sides
And every time she wore it, the boys could see her thighs...
Mary had another one, it split right up the front...
She never wore that one

Eyeball, Eyeball !

no not spazzie, as an aside, spazzie's havin' a go at the man in the train,

yes its our very own Yicker, pillar of society and border aficionado, Gav, AKA Tonker,,,

On't train?

To be fair, the spaz was an irrelevance when he was on here, always followed, never the leader. Hates us because I took away his membership.

I am told he wanted to fight you, why desn't he offer tonker to fisticuffs?
God's waiting room must be good if the spaz is always on ww now. All forums are dying, thier's faster than most due to the age of it's visitors.

Mick

“ Dying due to the age of it’s visitors” Thank you. Are you still working for the Undiplomatic Service?

You are a member broady not a visitor, Mac's done a course on diplomacy and got a full refund after a day and half,

So long!!!! He must have been on his bestest behaviour.      

I come bearing gifts