Serious accident here

I saw a police notice earlier when on the bike, it read:

"Serious accident here on the [Date of accident]."

Got me wondering, had it been two clown cars colliding, causing a glitter spillage and custard squirting out of the radiators with no clowns injured, would the police notice say:

Amusing accident here on the [Date of accident]"


Probably not.

Anyway, I was behind a car which had a sign saying 'Princess on Board' Now I'm no expert in royal security, but isn't that a tad irresponsible to advertise the fact? Especially when you are in a clapped out Ford Fiesta in a rough area. I drew level at the lights and asked the security lady driving which of the Royal cherubs was in the back? Charlotte perhaps? Or one of the others who I haven't heard of. She was very rude to me, but I dutifully bowed my head as she pulled off and turned left onto Morrisons.